meximom

A meximom is a latino woman that takes care of rich white people's children. She's basically a nanny that may or may not be in the country legally.

Brian's meximom picked him up from school today.

by theboneguy January 23, 2011

Meximolian

A cross between a Mexican and a Somolian. The ultimate super criminal. Has the ability to steal Like a Mexican and run like a Somolian.

My bike was stolen yesterday! Damn Meximolians!

by ChiBearsFan5423 May 10, 2010

Meximo

Mexican Eskimo. A person who is part Mexican, part Eskimo.

Juan's dad is from Mexico, his mom is from Alaska. She's Inuit. Juan is a Meximo

by jplanet December 8, 2007

mexicoma

The state of being so completely full of mexican food, you feel like you're going to pass out.

I just ate a huge burrito at La Costena, I think I'm going to slip into a mexicoma. Ugh.

by Joel Haferbecker February 18, 2009

meximum

The maximum amount of money a Mexican can earn. Can not exceed United States minimum wage.

Yo, esay, I make so little money, I'm not even making Meximum Wage, homes!

by G-dubbs June 19, 2007

mexicombover

a mans combover that is worn in mexico, in the hope of getting the ride. worn by James from geordie shore to get the bures :)

james is rocking the mexicombover

by AaBbCcDdEeFfGgHhIi July 10, 2012

meximum

When someone works incredibly hard, but since they lack even the most basic skills, the product of their many hours of hard work is still crap. (I made up this word April 8, 2008)

Dingus: "I saw you had a bunch of illegal immigrants reroofing your house. Man, I hear those guys work their asses off."

Cleetus: "Yep, they worked their asses off, but they forgot to put tar-paper down, and the edges of the shingles aren't level. Now I have to hire someone that knows what they're doing. Damn illegals".

Lurleen: "Sounds like they put forth the MEXIMUM effort though...you have to hand it to them."

Also when a pro-immigration person says "Those immigrants, they work their asses off" and then I say "Yeah, but you could put a scalpel in my hand and I'd work my ass off in the operating room, but it'd still be a bloody mess and the patient would die". I put forth the MEXIMUM effort, but the finished product was crap.

by Greyborzoi April 9, 2008