mexicandy

A piece of man candy (by mexican standards)

"Yo chica look at that piece of mexicandy"
"We should help push him in that wheel barrow with all the other senioritas."

mexicandy by Trevor Bayard July 1, 2007

Mexican Finger 

When you insert your finger into someones moist asshole and instantly falls asleep on the job.

Dude last night I never got my nut because when we got back to her house I gave her the Mexican Finger and passed out. Blue balls hella....

Mexican Finger by ohohface247 November 23, 2011

Mexican Nut Shot 

When a male forms his scrotum into shape of a bowl to create a shot glass. He then pours tequila into the bowl portion, lines the rim with salt, and squirts a layer of lime juice on his penis. Then someone licks the salt, takes the shot, and laps up the lime juice.

When John quaffed the Mexican Nut Shot from Eric he accidentally swallowed the worm...

Mexican Nut Shot by MexicanNutShot August 23, 2014

Mexican Carwash 

When you use the window washer squeegee at a service station to wash your entire car.

I ran in to buy some cheetos and a soda, and saw my friend through the window using the gas station squeegee to give his car the ol Mexican Carwash.

Mexican Carwash by Peanut_Butter! July 3, 2014

Mexican meat sweats 

The name for the condition you find yourself in when you have imminent blowout diarrhea and are in the last steps of a hurried dash to the nearest toilet.

I totally had the Mexican meat sweats yesterday and blew up the bathroom at Guitar Center."

Mexican meat sweats by carlmarks January 3, 2015

Mexican fire drill

A Mexican fire drill is when your buddy pukes in a sombrero and when the car is stopped he throws it out the door forcing everyone to run around to the other side to get back in cause their side is now blocked by a puke filled sombrero.

Mac started another Mexican fire drill last night

Mexican fire drill by Seves July 11, 2021

Mexican Paint Job 

When two male painters, preferably Mexican in race, suck each other's penis while attempting to paint a house.

"I walked into a new construction home and two male Mexicans were giving each other a Mexican Paint job. They immediately ran when they were seen."

Mexican Paint Job by Construction Kenny October 10, 2017