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Mexican Lasagna

When you titty-fuck a girl because she is having her period. Just after cumming between her tits (thus creating the cheese), you rip out her tampon and rub the blood between her tits as well (thus creating the sauce).

Defecation can be added as a third step depending on whether one prefers cheese or meat lasagna.
Charles: Dude are you fucking that girl tonight?

Frank: No, I think she has her period.

Charles: Well I hope she's hungry then, cause you gotta give her the Mexican Lasagna.
Mexican Lasagna by Wowthisisgross October 19, 2010
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mexican lasagna

multiple layers of cheese, ground beef, sauce, and tortillas.
mexican lasagna by sawwantha October 16, 2011

mexican lasagna

beans in a girl's pussy.
black beans, if she's african.
Shaun: "Our friend Jenni told us about her mexican lasagna."
Greg: "Black?"
Shaun: "No, lima."

Mexican lasagna

Eating out a woman with a yeast infection
I had Mexican Lasagna last night. Tasted bad. Had to chase it with some Vagisil.
Mexican lasagna by K1NGJUNK May 23, 2022

Mexican Lasagna

1. Code word for Tequila. Often used in conversation by underage drinkers.
Person 1: Yo what are we going to have tonight?
Person 2: Some Mexican Lasagna.
Person 1: Sweet!
Mexican Lasagna by ~j.ln. February 3, 2010
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