Mexas

Any place in Texas below a line from Houston to Midland.

My boss wants me to go to Mexas to meet with a client.

Really? How far is the drive to San Antonio?

by shakesnole November 20, 2009

mexas

a state in America that used to be known as texas before it was taken over by the mexicans

did you know that mexas used to be called texas before all the wussy texans surrendered it to the mexicans?

by irvinesucks March 10, 2009

mexas

mexas mexxas ma

m./ejas meja mexasas hi mexas

by mexaslover February 6, 2021

Traffic Calming Measure

This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.

I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.

by AKACroatalin August 13, 2016

megasmegma

The pinnacle of cock cheese, with an odor so potent and lethal, that it could be used in chemical warfare

Johnny didn't wash his cock for two months, so when he went to work, his megasmegma permeated throughout the air and whoever breathed it in developed seizures as their skin melted off. They died soon after.

by Pecker Erector January 2, 2014

measure twice, cut once

Proverb

1) (Literally, carpentry) One should always double check one's measurements before cutting materials to minimize the chance of mistakes thus wasting materials, time and money.

2) (Figuratively, when describing oneself) Plan and prepare careful and thorough manner before taking action

Random1: I am a measure twice, cut once type of guy. I always plan everything I do ahead of time and carefully to make sure everything runs smoothly when I start

by Richardoyu September 19, 2010

megasoreass

A species of dinosaur that prefers to take it in the ass.

Look at he gaping hole on the megasoreass.

by harry January 21, 2003