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did you know that mexas used to be called texas before all the wussy texans surrendered it to the mexicans?
by irvinesucks March 10, 2009
Get the mexas mug.The only body of land/territory in the known universe to ever get the shit kicked out of it by Mexico. face it texas, its a fact. And by the way, as far as your little slogan "dont mess with texas!", sorry scumbags but we already did. It was called the Civil War and you got owned. Again, its a fact.
by irvinesucks January 22, 2009
Get the Texas mug.Land of endless traffic signals. middle age hags with too too much makeup who give you the finger as they cut out in front of you in traffic in their piece of shit cars. pushy stinky asians that ask if they can cut in front of you in the checkout line at the store or get you to pump their gas for them because they dont know how to work the pumps. high prices in the stores. bad bad restaurants. too many cops, more garbage trucks and hauling trucks tan you have ever seen, hogging the road and locking up traffic, home of the most dangerous freeway in the country, 405. way more mexicans and blacks than any resident will ever admit to. huge packs of loser bike riders wearing ridiculous day glow clown suits trying to take up the entire right lanes of traffic. has a manpurse crisis that is rapidly approaching critical levels, and is being ignored by the residents at their own peril. on the fast track to becomming known as baja santa ana.
man i had to go to irvine today and got stuck in traffic behind a bunch of stinky garbage trucks on the 405. there was an accident on the freeway when an asian in a mercedes ran into some hag in a bmw. when I got off the freeway I almost ran over a bunch of clown people on bikes coming out of the jamba juice parking lot into the right lane. man irvine sucks.
by irvinesucks June 27, 2010
Get the Irvine mug.kind of cute, fat chick. Found working at del taco, that would, if you let her, attack your penis like a wild animal, and ravage it for all it's worth
by irvinesucks August 31, 2007
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by irvinesucks December 29, 2007
Get the shagnasty mug.A pathetic state in the U.S., an embarrassment really, that CANNOT CECEED FROM THE U.S. the way they always like to mouth off that they can. If they were to ever try it the U.S. military would stomp the shit out of them in about 24 hours at most. I dont know what their so fuckin proud of, and I wish they would shut up.
I'd like to see those stupid texans try and ceceed from The Union. It would be fun to see the U.S. Military take their pathetic texas asses back to the stone age!
by irvinesucks December 29, 2007
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