Definitions by irvinesucks
Irvine
Land of endless traffic signals. middle age hags with too too much makeup who give you the finger as they cut out in front of you in traffic in their piece of shit cars. pushy stinky asians that ask if they can cut in front of you in the checkout line at the store or get you to pump their gas for them because they dont know how to work the pumps. high prices in the stores. bad bad restaurants. too many cops, more garbage trucks and hauling trucks tan you have ever seen, hogging the road and locking up traffic, home of the most dangerous freeway in the country, 405. way more mexicans and blacks than any resident will ever admit to. huge packs of loser bike riders wearing ridiculous day glow clown suits trying to take up the entire right lanes of traffic. has a manpurse crisis that is rapidly approaching critical levels, and is being ignored by the residents at their own peril. on the fast track to becomming known as baja santa ana.
man i had to go to irvine today and got stuck in traffic behind a bunch of stinky garbage trucks on the 405. there was an accident on the freeway when an asian in a mercedes ran into some hag in a bmw. when I got off the freeway I almost ran over a bunch of clown people on bikes coming out of the jamba juice parking lot into the right lane. man irvine sucks.
Irvine by irvinesucks June 27, 2010
mexas
did you know that mexas used to be called texas before all the wussy texans surrendered it to the mexicans?
mexas by irvinesucks March 10, 2009
Texas
The only body of land/territory in the known universe to ever get the shit kicked out of it by Mexico. face it texas, its a fact. And by the way, as far as your little slogan "dont mess with texas!", sorry scumbags but we already did. It was called the Civil War and you got owned. Again, its a fact.
Texas by irvinesucks January 22, 2009
Twelve bucks an hour
Big big money to a texan. Half the amount the same jobs pay in California, New York, Chicago and all the other modern cities pay.
Hey i'm a texan and I make twelve bucks an hour! Lucky for the rest of the country that i am far too stupid to go elsewhere and earn twice the amount for the same job! I'll just stay in texas and someday I'll make fifteen bucks an hour just like a big city millionaire!
Twelve bucks an hour by irvinesucks January 22, 2009
texas sucks
texas sucks by irvinesucks January 9, 2008