texas sucks

It's what everyone says about texas

everyone says texas sucks

by irvinesucks January 09, 2008

beavege

A sweet little product found inside a chicks panties.

Man, Janie has some awesome beavege goin on in there!

by irvinesucks August 31, 2007

Twelve bucks an hour

Big big money to a texan. Half the amount the same jobs pay in California, New York, Chicago and all the other modern cities pay.

Hey i'm a texan and I make twelve bucks an hour! Lucky for the rest of the country that i am far too stupid to go elsewhere and earn twice the amount for the same job! I'll just stay in texas and someday I'll make fifteen bucks an hour just like a big city millionaire!

by irvinesucks January 22, 2009

Texas

The only body of land/territory in the known universe to ever get the shit kicked out of it by Mexico. face it texas, its a fact. And by the way, as far as your little slogan "dont mess with texas!", sorry scumbags but we already did. It was called the Civil War and you got owned. Again, its a fact.

Beat down by the union Army, and the mexicans! Damn, Texas just cant win!

by irvinesucks January 22, 2009

cheeser

A totally hot little chickie that you just want to grab and bang the friggin hell out of.

Dude, check out those cheesers over there!

by irvinesucks August 31, 2007

FBT

FBT stands for Funny Bigtime. It is used in place of LOL for adult, dirty or off color jokes.

Any of you potato heads seen thegreatoutdoorsman dot net? It's like, sooooo FBT.

by irvinesucks January 29, 2019

rally

to smoke weed with a group

you guys wanna rally?
let's rally.
hey we're about to rally.

by irvinesucks August 04, 2007