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menphobic 

a: omg look at him🤢 men are so gross i’m literally menphobic
menphobic by oliviabee September 8, 2020

Metaphorically Speaking

Identical to " Figuratively Speaking"
Simply it means, when you say something which is not really true or realistic but you use it for expressing the intense of the circumstance. Obviously it is not similar to " Literally" or " Literally speaking". Literally means that is exactly true but metaphorically is when it's not true is just use to express the intense. Check the example to figure it out properly.
"He almost got me heart attack?" He said

" Really?" Rez asked

"Metaphorically speaking of course"

Metaphorical Condom

A person that protects you from certain situations.
Person 1:Omg thank you so much for penetrating that group of people for me!

Person 2: No problem best bud.

Person 1:lol i guess you're my metaphorical condom.
Metaphorical Condom by CatnAna June 16, 2010

mekphobic 

an extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to mek.
symptoms including sweating, dizziness, trembling, difficulty of breathing, puking, convulsions, may cause psychological problems and may also caused death.
A : "who is that big dude over there?"
B: "oh, it's just mek."
A: "oh sh*t, gotta run. I'm mekphobic."
mekphobic by Kingmessiah123 December 7, 2021

metaphorically i'm a whore 

On the eve of a day that's forgotten and fake,
And the trees they await and clouds anticipate,
The start of a day when we put on our face,
A mask that portrays that we don't need grace,
On the eve of a day that is bigger than us,
But we open our eyes 'cause we're told that we must,
And the trees wave their arms and the clouds try to plead,
Desperately yelling there's something we need,
I'm not free, I asked forgiveness three times,
Same amount that I denied, I three-time mvp'ed this crime,
I'm afraid to tell you who I adore, won't tell you who I'm singing towards,
Metaphorically I'm a whore, and that's denial number four.

I'll stay awake,
'Cause the dark's not taking prisoners tonight.

Why am I not scared in the morning?
I don't hear those voices calling,
I must have kicked them out, I must have kicked them out,
I swear I heard demons yelling,
Those crazy words they were spelling,
They told me I was gone, they told me I was gone.

But I'll tell them,
Why won't you let me go?
Do I threaten all your plans?
I'm insignificant,
Please tell them, you have no plans for me,
I will set my soul on fire, what have I become?
I'll tell them, you have no plans for me,
I will set my soul on fire,
What have I become?
I'll tell them,
I'll tell them,
I'll tell them,
I'll tell them,

Please tell them, you have no plans for me,
I will set my soul on fire, what have I become?
I'm sorry.

Jewphoric 

adj. A euphoric state, somehow related to a person, place, or thing that is/semi-related to Judaism or being Jewish. Other Forms: Jewphoria (n), Jewphor (p.n.), Jewphoricly (adv). Close confuser: Jewphoria, n, the euphoric feeling that a jew experiences when they see money!
when you posted that your brother got into NYJew (read: NYU), I was jewphoric!
Jewphoric by jewliah April 22, 2011