Methevangelist 

A leader of the large churches who broadcasts on television and consults with the President of the United States before going for a homosexual massage and a hit of Methamphetimine.

"The Methevangelist of our church says that God watches us mastubate."

Methevangelist by Patrick W. Crabtree November 6, 2006

metrovangelist 

A preacher, or evangelist, whose audience is in a large city, metropolis or urban area.

The metrovangelist tried to warn the cities of their impending judgment and destruction.

metrovangelist by Repenter October 3, 2007

Metalvangelist 

Someone who possesses a keen knowledge of Metal music and other great yet obscure bands and albums.

I was at the DMV and I ran into this Metalvangelist who explained to me that my favorite band really sucks, and he was right!

Metalvangelist by Saajin March 13, 2010