A leader of the large churches who broadcasts on television and consults with the President of the United States before going for a homosexual massage and a hit of Methamphetimine.
"The Methevangelist of our church says that God watches usmastubate."
Member of the wealthy and influential echelon of religious evangelists, usually with a succession of Bible products, national TV and radio shows, best selling books. Often holds controversial cultural views (i.e. Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, James Dobson) but may also refer to those who simply have large following (i.e. Robert Schuller, Billy Graham).
Sure that televangelist is popular and has his own TV show, but he's not a megavangelist with his own corporate complex, 20,000-member church, and media empire.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.