Metalvangelist

Someone who possesses a keen knowledge of Metal music and other great yet obscure bands and albums.

I was at the DMV and I ran into this Metalvangelist who explained to me that my favorite band really sucks, and he was right!

by Saajin March 13, 2010

metrovangelist

A preacher, or evangelist, whose audience is in a large city, metropolis or urban area.

The metrovangelist tried to warn the cities of their impending judgment and destruction.

by Repenter October 3, 2007

Methevangelist

A leader of the large churches who broadcasts on television and consults with the President of the United States before going for a homosexual massage and a hit of Methamphetimine.

"The Methevangelist of our church says that God watches us mastubate."

by Patrick W. Crabtree November 6, 2006

megavangelist

Member of the wealthy and influential echelon of religious evangelists, usually with a succession of Bible products, national TV and radio shows, best selling books. Often holds controversial cultural views (i.e. Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, James Dobson) but may also refer to those who simply have large following (i.e. Robert Schuller, Billy Graham).

Sure that televangelist is popular and has his own TV show, but he's not a megavangelist with his own corporate complex, 20,000-member church, and media empire.

by Zeus Yiamouyiannis October 21, 2007

meatvangelist

one who encourages the consumption of meat by a person who rarely or never eats meat.

A: Was this an attempt to get me to eat meat?

M: I’m no meatvangelist. You do what you want to do.

by Mike Hillman August 10, 2007