metros 

Wank club which smells of pee, where the bouncers are dumb and the prices are high.

Don't go there, you'll come out smelling of all types of shit and sweating your bollocks off.

Wanna come to metros tonight?
Fuck off, I'd rather die.

metros by Nate April 26, 2005

Metros 

The type of people who in high school aren’t popular, do drugs and dress kinda off trend but are usually low key popular because they’re super funny and nice and everyone loves them.

“What the hell, that group is so funny. Who are they”
“Oh yeah, they’re the metros”

Metros by Ggggaye June 20, 2019

Metros City

Metros City, commonly know as just metros or metro is a nightclub located in Perth, Australia where a large populous of mainly Asian (local and foreign) individuals congregate for a night of fun. There are lots of hardcore gangsters there and if your not careful they might just take you to the outside main road blocking all incoming traffic and talk aggressive to you. People are dressed averagely/good, at times you can see someone wearing a tee-shirt with some jeans. There is a terrible ratio of sexes, usually being around 4 males to 1 female however on events it is more balanced but still with more males. At times you will see underage teenyboppers who somehow managed to get into the club usually by a method called "going through the back door". The club is very big and consists of 3 levels, the dance floor, the 2nd floor and the top smoking floor. The club is good for events.

A: "Lets go to metros this saturday night?"
B: "yeah lets get crunk in that motherfucker and get some bitchezzz"

A: "Hey did you hear that someone got stabbed in metros city?"
B: "Yeah I heard some guy killed another guy for stepping on his shoe"
A: "You sure? Someone else told me that he was dry humping his girlfriend all night and touching her ass"
B: "Oh I thought that is allowed at metros? Damn I better stop doing it".

A: "METROSSSSS WAS TEH BEST! WAZ SO DRUNK AFTER DRINKIN THAT SHOT OF BISARDI 151 DAMMM LETS DOIT AGAIN BOIIS
B: "Your 16, go to school kid."
A: "YO i got a fake id y'all"
B: "Your 16, go to school kid."

Metros City by Intelligent Strong Sexy Male January 19, 2010

ramen metros 

college-educated but still lower income earning urbanites. ramen of course refers to Ramen noodles that people of this type are likely to still be buying.

This bar is all Ramen metros, mayn. Let's roll.

ramen metros by Ashley8484 January 8, 2009

Metrocon 

A low tier anime convention hosted every summer in Tampa, Florida since 2003. It is currently owned by an egotistical owner with a hyper-inflated sense of self-worth and self-importance. They host a myriad of low-level sub-par cosplay shows performed by talentless hacks.

Dink: Hey dude! Are you going to Metrocon this year?

Chad: Is that that one convention owned by that one SJW pandering, high estrogen, section 8 Adam Driver-looking dude?

Dink:.......I guess?

Metrocon by ChesteroniTheGreater May 2, 2021

metro boomin make it boom 

this is the most suspect, fruity and gayest shit a boogie as ever said.

According to genius: "This is the producer tag for Atlanta producer Metro Boomin. This is A Boogie wit da Hoodie’s personal tag for the producer, and the pair have worked together numerous times to date.

However, a boogies voice sounds so seductive and arroused, this is probably just how he moans metros name during sex. the "make it boom" means that a boogie enjoys getting his back blown out by metro. Metro makes his ass clap and jiggle, therefore making it boom.

I think its safe to say metro dont trust him no more

a boogie: METRO BOOMIN MAKE IT BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM, metro boomin make it boom, make it boom boom.

metro: ???

metro boomin make it boom by Yami-swann February 5, 2021

Metro State Services

A funeral escort company based in Florida, run by sex offender and multiple times felon Jeremy DeWitte. Metro State Services came into the light due to their blatant police impersonation. Each of the Metro State "officers" are equipped with police like vehicles and duty belts. Their owner Jeremy is known for notoriously blocking traffic and harassing locals of the Orlando area, despite having no authority to do so. Currently Jeremy is currently incarcerated due to a dating violence charge.

WERE WITH METRO STATE SERVICES WERE A STATE CERTIFIED AGENCY YOU BETTER FIGURE IT OUT REAL FAST FUCK BOI

Metro State Services by RogerSgt April 17, 2021