methport 

Future nickname for Smethport, Pennsylvania, out in the sticks, after the Biden administration ends fracking and well the manufacturing jobs are already in China so the people here have nothing else to do but make (and consume) meth.

Took a wrong turn in Bradford and ended up in Methport...shit, thank God I had a can of Drano to pay the charging station guy with since they won't take cash or credit as you can't synthesize crank from paper money!

methport by F. P. Sellers IV November 15, 2020

methpert

The title given to an individual who is a veteran in the making or consumption of methamphetamines.

"You should have seen the massive lines that Mike was railing!" " Yeah that sh*t was unreal, He's a total methpert."

methpert by Aaron R April 26, 2006

methporily 

bacisly and like just put in one word

methporily- i speak methporily in my sentences

methporily by #methporily #pickleboba January 12, 2022

methporily 

like+because+methpor as one word

i methporily talk like this

methporily by #methporily #pickleboba January 13, 2022