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methasa is a very funny, witty person. she always makes you smile even though she can be a bit of a jerk from time to time. methasa is smart and love to help people who deserve it. she's always there for someone no matter what and would stay by their side forever. methasa will always bring a smile to your face so if you have one as a friend you are incredibly lucky.
"hey" - some random person
"hi, you look good today" - methasa
'the random person would smile'
methasa by memehehe88 February 21, 2022
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Methamatics 

The study of the profits able to be made by starting a meth lab, a chain of meth labs, or just simply selling meth. Many drug dealers are methamaticians, and have carefully done the numbers and discovered the amount of profit they could make by calculations
Man1: Hey have you seen joey lately?
Man2: nah bro, hes been inside for the past 3 weeks doing methamatics
Man1: damn, hes a hardcore nigguh
Methamatics by Ilovecrystalmeth January 18, 2010

Methamatics 

The art of a meth head calculating ideas in which he or she feels will work great but when in reality it just totally screws everything up ultimately requiring a do-over.
Damn it, thanks to Eric's Methamatics, we have to re do the entire job and work three times as hard.
Methamatics by LJLD January 24, 2011

Methasaurus Rex 

term given to sketchy meth-heads in or around a city
Its about 10 til, we are driving to Carl's Jr. And we see a Methasaurus Rex, barefooted as fuck! Welcome to Redding, CA.
Methasaurus Rex by ericd000e August 31, 2010

mathasaurus rex 

one who likes to shriek and growl when sexually excited by math problems, sometimes waving their arms in a dinosaur-like fashion.
when jimmy began to grunt as he started the math test, there was no doubt he was a mathasaurus rex.

methusalem 

Methusalem is a term for a wine bottle size in champagne. It holds six liters, which is nearly 1.6 U.S. gallons.
The methusalem (or methusalah) bottle has the shape of a burgundy wine bottle, that is, from its cylindrical bottom it tapers gently (doesn't have "shoulders" as a bordeaux wine bottle does) to its top.
methusalem by Murrax July 16, 2007

methusan 

A cool person , has every talent .Big dick and gets a lots of girls .

Good at education , also sports .

Further job :engineer , doctor

Sexy looking person
You look methusan
methusan by 13guster October 5, 2017