methasa

methasa is a very funny, witty person. she always makes you smile even though she can be a bit of a jerk from time to time. methasa is smart and love to help people who deserve it. she's always there for someone no matter what and would stay by their side forever. methasa will always bring a smile to your face so if you have one as a friend you are incredibly lucky.

"hey" - some random person
"hi, you look good today" - methasa
'the random person would smile'

by memehehe88 February 21, 2022

Methamatics

The study of the profits able to be made by starting a meth lab, a chain of meth labs, or just simply selling meth. Many drug dealers are methamaticians, and have carefully done the numbers and discovered the amount of profit they could make by calculations

Man1: Hey have you seen joey lately?
Man2: nah bro, hes been inside for the past 3 weeks doing methamatics
Man1: damn, hes a hardcore nigguh

by Ilovecrystalmeth January 18, 2010

Methamatics

The art of a meth head calculating ideas in which he or she feels will work great but when in reality it just totally screws everything up ultimately requiring a do-over.

Damn it, thanks to Eric's Methamatics, we have to re do the entire job and work three times as hard.

by LJLD January 24, 2011

Methasaurus Rex

term given to sketchy meth-heads in or around a city

Its about 10 til, we are driving to Carl's Jr. And we see a Methasaurus Rex, barefooted as fuck! Welcome to Redding, CA.

by ericd000e August 31, 2010

mathasaurus rex

one who likes to shriek and growl when sexually excited by math problems, sometimes waving their arms in a dinosaur-like fashion.

when jimmy began to grunt as he started the math test, there was no doubt he was a mathasaurus rex.

by winerschnitzal111 June 9, 2010

methusalem

Methusalem is a term for a wine bottle size in champagne. It holds six liters, which is nearly 1.6 U.S. gallons.

The methusalem (or methusalah) bottle has the shape of a burgundy wine bottle, that is, from its cylindrical bottom it tapers gently (doesn't have "shoulders" as a bordeaux wine bottle does) to its top.

by Murrax July 16, 2007

methusan

A cool person , has every talent .Big dick and gets a lots of girls .

Good at education , also sports .

Further job :engineer , doctor

Sexy looking person

You look methusan

by 13guster October 5, 2017