Metallifag

A term used to refer to a Metallica fanboy. Used on people who like Metallica's sellout crap.

Person1: DUDE! I LOVE METALLICA! IM SUCH A BIG FAN!
Person2: Yeah?! Me too man!
Person1: I fucking love St. Anger!!! It kicks so much ass!
Person2: FUCK YOU BRO, YOU'RE NOT A METALLICA FAN! YOU ARE A METALLIFAG!!!

by MetallicaSoldOut November 3, 2010

metallifag

Person/People who think metallica is the greatest band in the world/existence. Known to blare that shitty ass group of cocksucker's music as loud as possible, usually within the vicinity of people who either hate, despise, or fucking want to shit down the neck of metallica (Especially at the notion that lars ulrich is the greatest drummer that ever lived) they often wear faded jeans, have really long fluffy hair that was only cool in the fucking 80's (for whatever reason) and a general misunderstanding of females.

"Dude man, Lars Ulrich is the greatest drummer ever, i mean he invented double bass!"

"uh actually ringo starr was the first to use double bass, dumb ass."

'Every song of theirs sounds the exact same."

'Oh yes, and you should cut your hair too, just like they did when they sold out"

*music blaring through shitty speakers, makes you want to punch babies* "fucking metallifags"

by Donix February 21, 2011

Metallicar

A black '67 Chevy Impala driven by Dean Winchester, passed down to him by his father, in the show Supernatural. It is called the 'Metallicar' due to Dean's love for rock music and Metallica particularly. The Metallicar was heavily damaged in the final episode of season 1. It was hit and basicly destroyed by a 18 wheeler driven by a demon possesed driver. Early in season 2 it was totally repaired by Dean, with some help from his brother. The car has been prominently featured on the series otherwise, beginning with the teaser of the pilot. The trunk holds various weaponry to fight the supernatural as well.

The main Impala used has a 427 and skid plates. The car was bought new in 1967 at Mathews Chevrolet in Farmingdale, NJ.

Fan1: "Hey, you got nothing but Motorhead, and '80's rock in your dash-CD player. You got yourself a Metallicar here."

Fan2: "You bet I do, now shutup Sam."

by sentinel6 May 25, 2008

Metallical

Something you see that is shiny and metallic, but is WAAAAAY cooler than 'metallic'.

You can only pull this word off if you are cool and ghetto.

Guy#1: woah dude, that's so metallic!
Guy #2: Naah man, it's METALLICAL.

by W.cJ July 19, 2012

Metallicar

A black '67 Chevy Impala driven by Dean Winchester in the show Supernatural. It is called the 'Metallicar' because of Dean's love for rock music and the group Metallica. It is only called the Metallicar by true fans of the show. The Metallicar met it's demise in the final episode of season 1. It was hit and ultimatly destroyed by a 18 wheeler driven by a demon possesed driver.
Quotes pertaining to the Metallicar:

SAM:Iswear dude, you gotta update your cassette collection.
DEAN:Why?
SAM:Well for one there cassettes and two Black Sabbath,Motorhead and Metallica. It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.
DEAN:House rules, Sammy. Driver picks music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole.

Sam: Car all right?
Dean: Yeah, whatever she did to it, it seems all right now. That Constance chick--what a b*tch!

Sam: Are you ok?
Dean: No, not really.
Sam: Why? What's wrong?
Dean: I kind of have this problem with...
(moves his hand in a plane motion)
Sam: Flying?
Dean: It's never really been an issue until now.
Sam: You're joking right?
Dean: Do I look like I'm joking?! Why do you think I drive everywhere, Sam?!

(talking about the shapeshifter)
Dean: Argh, the thought of him driving my car.
Sam: Ah come on.
Dean: It's killing me!
Sam: Let it go.

*After the ending of Devil's Trap*

FakeDitzyFangirl 1: Ahhhh! Sam!
FakeDitzyFangirl 2: Ahhhh! Dean!
RealFangirl 3: Noooooooo! The Metallicar

*Driving down the street*

RealFangirl: Ooooo, that looks like the Metallicar!
RealFangirl'sMom: The what?

by Amandidda July 29, 2006

Metallica Virgin

A phrase coined by metallica themselves meaning someone who hasn't seen metallica play live or is seeing them for the very first time. Upon seeing them play, a person loses their metallica virginity.

Person 1: "I saw metallica for the first time yesterday, they were fucking brilliant!"

Person 2: "Congratulations, you're no longer a Metallica Virgin. Welcome to the family!"

by DolchiO March 4, 2009

Metallica

An American heavy metal band whose "Nothing else matters" is banned along with "Stairway to Heaven" in most guitar stores.

- Can I try this guitar?
- Yeah, but if you try playing Nothing Else Matters I'm gonna smash ya. Metallica can play it well enough, we don't need your shit.

by mmasny May 20, 2010