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a recipe for for disaster, a train wreck waiting to happen!
A girl walks down the street in a white shirt with no bra on when the forecast calls for heavy rain. That's a messipe!
messipe by bkeitel May 8, 2008
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A bunch of ingredients that somehow turns into an edible dish.
'She didn't have a recipe, so she went with a messipe.'

The Messier 

A drink. The drink. Consisting of vodka, Fresca, lime, and the extracted orange syrup of orange confit. The finest of all mixed drinks.
Fuck, I got boozy off the Messier.
The Messier by ballersupreme January 13, 2008

messpert 

After practicing the art of making a mess my whole life, I have finally become a messpert!
messpert by The Jo Effect October 27, 2016

Messidependencia

A football club's dependancy of Messi to win.
Barcelona in known to have messidependencia.
The act of being absolutely huge. A person can be messive, which means they are bigger than a person who is massive. A person who has a lot of muscle and is frequently seen in the gym can be described as messive.
That guy is absolutely messive look and how much muscle he has
Messive by Boerbanter June 27, 2015

Messineo 

A breed of crazy bad ass party animals from North Jersey. Known for their drinking skills, abilities to net women, cool cars, and having a great time.
Dude I partied with Messineo last night and spent all morning hugging my toilet.
Messineo by rallyreindeer January 14, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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