messare
That guy who thinks everyone wants to see pictures of his kids. Also widely renowned as pre-ejaculate, nobody wants it but it’s always going to be there…
messare by Biggy dicky July 21, 2021
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messare
You see That guy over there? Yeah he’s a Messare and his newborn probably has bigger balls than he does.
messare by Biggy dicky July 21, 2021
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messare • message • message board • Message in a bottle • messagepocalypse • Message point • messere • massarelli • Messacre • messae
sext message
An erotic message or possibly photos of what is usually a dumb and very attention seeking HS or even middle school girl who thinks sending out nudes is the only way she can get guys to like her. Usually is shocked when it ends up on the internet and everyone in school thinks she's a ho.
sext message by hnoss February 19, 2017
rantdumb messages
The constant sending of meaningless, nonproductive, silly, unintelligent random messages via text, inbox or cyberchat.
rantdumb messages by jpg3 November 22, 2011
Assignments has sent a message
When you hear that dreaded Microsoft Teams notification sound you know it's either your guidance councilor telling you your grades suck or it's another missing assignment
Assignments has sent a message by Onandonandomnom April 14, 2021
Message anxiety
Message Anxiety: The act of pausing, freezing up, dreading, or avoiding the viewing of a E-mail, text message, or voice mail that you fear might be bad, negetive, or of major importance for you.
Fretting about any message you recieve of major importance to you.
Hey, Mike I just got a message from that girl I met last night, I have message anxiety about it open it for me.
Hey, Mike I just got a message from that girl I met last night, I have message anxiety about it open it for me.
Message anxiety by Squigman Fraud March 21, 2009
Word of the Day on March 23, 2011
This is my message to my master
This is a meme that comes from the song "Roar of the Jungle Dragon" by DM Dokuro that is used in The Calamity Mod
The original lyrics are "This is my message to my master: This is a fight you cannot win. I think that past your Great Disasters, their victory stirs below your skin. If you proceed I will not blame you, I will move forth and win your war. But if I should die before you continue, you shall have heard my final dying roar."
The meme lyrics are as follows: "This is my message to my master: Input meme lyrics here"
Some of them are
This is my message to my master: You posted cringe and lost your subs.
This is my message to my master: Where is Supreme Calamitas?
This is my message to my master, H
there are a lot of possibilities for this meme.
The original lyrics are "This is my message to my master: This is a fight you cannot win. I think that past your Great Disasters, their victory stirs below your skin. If you proceed I will not blame you, I will move forth and win your war. But if I should die before you continue, you shall have heard my final dying roar."
The meme lyrics are as follows: "This is my message to my master: Input meme lyrics here"
Some of them are
This is my message to my master: You posted cringe and lost your subs.
This is my message to my master: Where is Supreme Calamitas?
This is my message to my master, H
there are a lot of possibilities for this meme.
This is my message to my master by Origorath, The Mad God November 22, 2020
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!