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a synonym for greg heffley or a twig or a small stick
damn check his skinny legs, he is a mepham.
mepham by the mup December 12, 2018
to commit anal rape with a broom stick and icy hot. Past tense: mephamed present tense: mephaming
If that thrug vin runs his mouth one more time i am going to mepham him.

adding on this such as i am going to get a broom stick or mepham his ass is redundant and will make you sound uneducated. just a simple "Nigga run your mouth one more time and you will find your self on the wrong end of a mepham." that alone with do.
mepham by South Oak Sal March 18, 2008

Mepham: Positive Outlook, Positive Outcomes 

Mepham High school's motto, designed to brain wash students from day 1
Mepham: Positive Outlook, Positive Outcomes, was conceived after the administration consumed copious amounts of meth

Methamatics 

The study of the profits able to be made by starting a meth lab, a chain of meth labs, or just simply selling meth. Many drug dealers are methamaticians, and have carefully done the numbers and discovered the amount of profit they could make by calculations
Man1: Hey have you seen joey lately?
Man2: nah bro, hes been inside for the past 3 weeks doing methamatics
Man1: damn, hes a hardcore nigguh
Methamatics by Ilovecrystalmeth January 18, 2010

Methamphetajuana 

Smoking meth and marijuana simultaneously using a crack pipe for the meth with a cone piece full of weed placed in the hole at the top of the bowl and moving the lighter above and below the apparatus to make sure both are rolling.
That shit makes me methamphetajuana have another one!
Methamphetajuana by Skyehi April 22, 2018
a spine tingling gonzo sized adventure without the use of mind altering substances.
methamp is God.
methamp by Jay Ziegler February 12, 2004
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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