Mermiricorn

A mythical creature that is half mermaid, half vampire, half unicorn, and extremely poor at math.

Emmy: Well poo, that "mermire" entry is from 2005 and we sit here thinking we had a revolutionary idea.
Seth: Okay, but has anybody invented a mermiricorn yet?

by sradner November 22, 2016

mermicorn

a unicorn that has a mermaid tail and gills so that it can live underwater.

"girl! check dat mermicorn in da wata!"

by Ruth Pennedso November 11, 2008

Mermicorn Pussy

The Cross Between Unicorn Pussy 🦄 And Mermaid Pussy 🧜🏽 ♀️ . It’s The Rarest Of Its Kind ! Know For Cosumining Your Mind And Life Almost Like Compulsion Except You Do It On Your Own . “ That Make You Fall In Love “

“Me & My Girlfriend Finally Had Sex , & It Was Magical ☺️ She Got Mermicorn Pussy Dude , I Think She’s The One 🤭”

by Asher_21 May 27, 2018