Mercado 

Word comes from Spain. Very popular last name for people of a latin descent. Translated in english means "Market." Can be very annoying to have last name since many people know what Mercado means and like to tell you what it means.

Person 1: "Hey your last name is Mercado."
Person 2: "Yeah"
Person 1: "Do you know what your last name means?"
Person 2: "Yeah"
Person 1: "It means Market." (Laughing)
Person 2 then stabs person 1 in the eye laughing saying I already told you I knew. You stupid fuck.

Mercado by LaLa Peeps August 11, 2008

Mercado 

To defecate in one's pants whilst trying to release gas.

Bro, I just fucking Mercadoed my fucking drawers trying to sneak that burrito air love out my shit slit. Game over for today.

Mercado by mean-e April 22, 2010

mercado 

Noun: a dirty cop who molests boys.

that mercado will serve jailtime for his pedophelia.

mercado by school resource officer August 25, 2008

Mercado 

Nickname for the less commonly known MRSA. A medically resistant strain of staff infection.

person 1 -OMG, I heard you have a bunch of mercado floating around your place.
person 2 -Yeah it's just some flesh eatin bacteria, that anti-biotics can not cure but it will work itself out.

Mercado by mdub-ya May 13, 2008

mercado activity 

when two african-american, blasian, or mixed, men commit homosexual activity.

Yo, you see that Mercado Activity goin' on on the back?

mercado activity by kbiert October 11, 2021

Walter Mercado

Someone who can sense the possibilities of others, but who may be unable to see the dangers in his own life because he is a dreamer. Walters are charismatic, kind and sensitive people, who should be cherished whenever you find them. Many are artists or spiritual people, wonderful to be around, and some are even quite fabulous.

John is a Walter Mercado, be nice to him because he won't always be around.

Walter Mercado by Swami Patrick September 24, 2020

Walter Mercado

Walter Mercado is a force of nature without beginnings or endings. Once he was a star, but now he is a constellation

Walter Mercado will never leave us, but will live on in the hearts of all who loved him. Mucho, Mucho, Mucho Amor

Walter Mercado by Swami Patrick October 3, 2020