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There are different types of MRSA.
Staph skin infections, including MRSA, generally start as small red bumps that resemble pimples, boils or spider bites. These can quickly turn into deep, painful abscesses that require surgical draining. Sometimes the bacteria remain confined to the skin. But they can also penetrate into the body, causing potentially life-threatening infections in bones, joints, surgical wounds, the bloodstream, heart valves and lungs.
MRSA infection is caused by Staphylococcus aureus bacteria β€” often called "staph." MRSA stands for methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus. It's a strain of staph that's resistant to the broad-spectrum antibiotics commonly used to treat it. MRSA can be fatal.

Most MRSA infections occur in hospitals or other health care settings, such as nursing homes and dialysis centers. It's known as health care-associated MRSA, or HA-MRSA. Older adults and people with weakened immune systems are at most risk of HA-MRSA.

Update: More recently, another type of MRSA has occurred among otherwise healthy people in the wider community. This form, community-associated MRSA, or CA-MRSA, is responsible for serious skin and soft tissue infections and for a serious form of pneumonia. PA Prison Systems are testing to help elevate the health risk through out the system by detecting & protecting the citizens from this deadly virus during intake.
All examples can be found at The Mayo Clinic Staff Page and by googeling MRSA under google Images for visual clarification of real cases. Of course the only good answer is to be seen by your doctor as quickly as possible and limit all contact in the mean while. Most states offer some type of free health clinics and walk in centers for thoses of us without some type of health insurance. If you get treatment right away you limit your risk of developing internal infections which can lead to a death. If you have something that even remotely looks like this and your not sure then get seen by your doctor as quickly as possible, at the very least you will reduce your stress levels immediatly.
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A pudgy, fake-blond AP English teacher. She normally eats smores, smokes cannabis, lotions her hairy ass and can be seen handing students projects every other day. She is said to have been fucking students over for around thirty years now on work load and ridiculous grading policies. She also has been seen driving a used off-white Cadillac CTS with cloth seating that has several piss stains from here "sex-toy" dog named PK.

She clearly has no morals and eats three big macs a day. Eyewitnesses report that she parks her car each and every day backwards in the front school parking lot to draw attention to her "newly" bought car which she paid a whole $4,999 for.

She is defentaly a one of a kind. She is easy to point out in a crowd of other English Teahcers due to the fact that she stands approximately 5'2in and says the word 'because' as "Bekauze." However, don’t be fooled she is truly a stupid bitch with four husbands.
Mrs. A works very hard grading four to five papers a week for her two AP Honors classes.
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Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus Aureus
A break out at Mt. Greylock Regional High School, as well as thousands of other high schools in the United States of America. Commonly known as a staph infection; this bad ass disease kills bitches. It spreads from sweaty middle school boys touching each other in the locker rooms.
October 17th, Mt. Greylock Regional High School had to evacuate its premises to cleanse the school of MRSA.
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A type of staph infection where you get creepy sores all over your body, spread by skin contact. Can be deadly. Common in schools lately.
*someone coughs during class*

Entire Class: MRSA!!! OMGGGG!! RUNN!!!

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MRSA, or Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (Pronounced Mursa) is a game played in City Charter High School, originated in Team B, in which the participants run up to one another, slap each other in the face, scream MRSA, and run away, thus leaving the slapee with MRSA. They then go and slap someone else, in an ongoing epidemic of MRSA.
"DOOD! Nate just ran up to me and slapped me! I GOT FUCKIN' MRSA!"

*slap*"MRSA bitch!"
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The current disease flowing through Saginaw, Michigan. Oozes, and puss, some nasty ass shit.
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