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a synonym for greg heffley or a twig or a small stick
damn check his skinny legs, he is a mepham.
mepham by the mup December 12, 2018
to commit anal rape with a broom stick and icy hot. Past tense: mephamed present tense: mephaming
If that thrug vin runs his mouth one more time i am going to mepham him.

adding on this such as i am going to get a broom stick or mepham his ass is redundant and will make you sound uneducated. just a simple "Nigga run your mouth one more time and you will find your self on the wrong end of a mepham." that alone with do.
mepham by South Oak Sal March 18, 2008

Mepham: Positive Outlook, Positive Outcomes 

Mepham High school's motto, designed to brain wash students from day 1
Mepham: Positive Outlook, Positive Outcomes, was conceived after the administration consumed copious amounts of meth

Methamatics 

The study of the profits able to be made by starting a meth lab, a chain of meth labs, or just simply selling meth. Many drug dealers are methamaticians, and have carefully done the numbers and discovered the amount of profit they could make by calculations
Man1: Hey have you seen joey lately?
Man2: nah bro, hes been inside for the past 3 weeks doing methamatics
Man1: damn, hes a hardcore nigguh
Methamatics by Ilovecrystalmeth January 18, 2010

Methamphetajuana 

Smoking meth and marijuana simultaneously using a crack pipe for the meth with a cone piece full of weed placed in the hole at the top of the bowl and moving the lighter above and below the apparatus to make sure both are rolling.
That shit makes me methamphetajuana have another one!
Methamphetajuana by Skyehi April 22, 2018
a spine tingling gonzo sized adventure without the use of mind altering substances.
methamp is God.
methamp by Jay Ziegler February 12, 2004
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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