meowski

It is the size of a small toaster and will eat butterflies and rainbows and spit out twice as much butterflies and rainbows. However, if you put anything other than butterflies and rainbows in it it will eat it and spit out large amounts of useless crap, shit and make your car explode when you put children in it. It may also suck you up its butt-hole and you may never get out.

Hey, Freddy, go stand near the back of that meowski!

by askjdfhia7w3iuhdf December 18, 2013

Meowsis

The act of cats reproducing as in mitosis or meiosis with a few changes. During meowsis there is no telophase or anaphase.

My cats are performing the act of meowsis.

by fsu1000 May 10, 2011

Meowstic

Meowstic is a Psychic-type Pokémon introduced in Generation VI. It evolves from Espurr starting at level 25.
It is also incredibly adorable, but many people think it is creepy. It’s looks vary from what gender it is.

“What does Meowstic evolve from again?”

by Lucky0426 November 9, 2018

meowsis

Is the condition of a cat when it can't stop meowing for a period of time. The cause is unknown.

Damn dude, my cat has meowsis, she's been making noise all night.

by Oriental Ruppunzel September 5, 2009

Mewski

Attention whore, pity whore, general whore, and weakling, sucks peoples dicks for Internet based power and has no guts what so ever.

Attempts to draw attention by playing stupid stunts such as:

1. Make men cheat with her.
2. Make people pity her because she MIGHT have cancer.
3. Insult and flame anyone who speaks just a little against her or anyone with power.

Mewski: Look at me. I HAVE CANCER. PITY ME.

by RagnarokZ November 20, 2004

Meowskins

Mostly used in forums, "meowskins," is a reply to a type of thread that serves no purpose or is so messed up (stupid), that a valid response is too difficult to come up with.

Mostly seen as "Uh...meowskins?" or "Meowskins!"

(Person A): Dood like I sawd this one d00d at a parcking lat and he was like mover yuer car and i said no so has anyone seen this movie?

(Person B): Uh...meowskins?

by Shadow Ferret February 17, 2006

meowshit

a racist catgender male that is 15

hey you wanna see me hate on meowshit, sure -kakkacarrotcake.official

by kakkacarrotcake.offical April 23, 2022