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Mental porn Star 

Someone you've chosen to star in your own personal mental porn whether s/he is an actual porn star or just the cubicle dweller next to you.
I had chosen the hottie bar tender giving out free jello shots as my new mental porn star. I was having a series of fantastic scorgasms
Mental porn Star by Sky20051965 March 13, 2009

Heavy metal porn 

A type of music that is a mixture of heavy metal and porn music.
Heavy metal porn by Deep blue 2012 October 22, 2009

Metal Porn 

The portrayal of lewd acts performed by 1 or more robots. The term is often used to describe large amounts of metal on metal action.
Joe: " I went to watch Transformers 3d over the weekend, it was such a shit movie"

Bob "Weren't you turned on by the all the metal porn in the movie"

Joe "Gross dude, WTF!"
Metal Porn by Cesc4 July 21, 2011
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026