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Paul Menard 

A race car driver known for his ridiculous sideburns and soul patch. He never really accomplished much on the track until a community of race fans at RuRa all changed their avatars to pictures of Mr. Menard. He immediately started busting out great finishes and found himself in the top 10 of the Sprint Cup point standings. This can solely be attributed to the advent of the Menardvatar by the people at RuRa, who are formally known as the Paul Menard Empire. The next goal of the Empire, should he not win a race, is to vote Paul into the All-Star Race. They will not be denied.
You: Wow, Menard is really diggin'!
Me: Thanks to the Empire, the Menardvatar, and the month of Menarch, you're looking at the future NASCAR Sprint Cup Champion, Paul Menard!
Paul Menard by the PM Empire March 24, 2010
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Awesome Mexican soup made with tripe (beef stomach,) hominy, chile peppers, onions, cilantro, oregeno, and a splash of lime. Some like menudo served with tortilla and "con pata"--which means with a pig's foot in there too. Menudo is traditionally eaten on Saturday mornings and has been known to cure the common hangover.
Dude, I'm gonna have a bowl of menudo and then take a little nap.
menudo by Mack C January 16, 2007

Menards a trois 

When a man goes to the hardware store with two women
Ask your sister if she wants to go pick up some flooring with us. Let's make it a Menards a trois!
Menards a trois by STFU Donnie November 29, 2010

county menudo 

You can't get the real menudo in county so the homies make it out of water, hot sauce, corn nuts, and chicharones.
Shit, I got a hang-over from the pruno from that party in cell 13. I need some county menudo for the cruda.

Saturos and Menardi 

The two main antagonists in the game Golden Sun. Their goal in the game is to light all of the elemental lighthouses using the elemental stars, and release the power of alchemy upon the world of weyard. *spoilers* But eventualy, atop the venus lighthouse, they are stopped by Isaac and friends. After being bested by Isaac and friends, saturos throws the venus star into the lighthouse beacon, and it lights the lighthouse. Then, they pool their energy together and transform into the fusion dragon. Again, they are bested by Isaac and friends, and they both die. In the second game, saturos and menardi are considered protagonists because the main protagonist of the game, Felix, continues to light the remaining lighthouses.
Saturos and Menardi are the coolest video game villans ever.

dirty menard

Putting ones penis into anothers mouth while they are sleeping, under the influence, and/or unawares.
Look at how drunk she is. After another drink or two, Rob could probably slip her the dirty menard.
dirty menard by Doctor Devon Cochola November 18, 2009