Menands 

a tiny village next to the capital of New York or four square miles of nothing for teenagers to do. A place where not much ever happens, families are usually happyish and old people are rather annoying to the young.

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Menands by sdnanemlrig September 11, 2009

Menands 

A once great village, now a mere shadow of its former self, and one of the few remaining villages in the world. It's existence is soley responsible due to the village's shining knight and savior, The Werewolf. The Werewolf resides in the heart of the village, as opposed to the fucking birds that live on the outskirts. Menands' reputation is rivaled only by it's greatness.

Menands is a wonderful place to live

Menands by ShiningKnightfan27 February 24, 2011

Menards a trois 

When a man goes to the hardware store with two women

Ask your sister if she wants to go pick up some flooring with us. Let's make it a Menards a trois!

Menards a trois by STFU Donnie November 29, 2010

Menards 

1. A midwestern hardware giant that subjects it's female employees to sexual harassment by perverted old men that must be referred to a "guests" rather than "customers".

2. A place where employees must shamelessly beg people to sign up for their "Big Card" that ends up causing it's users "BIG" headaches because HSBC sucks.

3. Place that works you to the bone and promises bonuses that are total BS.

1. Creepy old man moving closer toward you as you contine to move away and creepy old lesbian supervisor with toungue ring stands idly by.

2. HSBC allows you to select "no interest no payments" on purchases over $299, but sends you a bill (with interest) the next month anyhow.

3. Your "bonus" comes in the form of store credit. Just because I work at Menards doesn't mean I SHOP there.

Menards by Disgruntled Employee February 1, 2007

menandza 

From the Capital Region of New York State
1.) of or pertaining to a bonanza of a significant magnitude in or about Menands, NY

2.)as an exclamatory statement

3.)as a replacement for any word representing the almighty

1.) "Free Tacos at the Menands Tbell with a valid student ID?!?! THATS A FUCKING MENANDZA !!!!"

2.) "MENANDZA, it burns when I piss"

3.) "SAVE ME, OH KIND AND GENEROUS MENANDZA!!"

menandza by Todd "NH bar fire" December 15, 2008

menards 

a place to save big money at. also known as a midwestern hardware store.

Save big money at Menard's.

menards by Graf March 12, 2003

menards 

A midwestern hardware store that has become an insult due to it's arrangement and bad commercial.

"Shut up Menards!"

menards by schmeankman April 25, 2009