The male menopause. Often afflicts middle aged men, resulting in the following symptoms. Chasing girls half their age. Chasing girls half their weight. Wearing leather trousers. Sporting an earring. Buying a german sports car. Has been known to coincide with males who are not well endowed.
Talk about menaporsche. My letchy boss Dave has started wearing spray on leather pants and lunging by my desk. And what's with the earring the pathetic twat.
by Working Class Intellectual September 8, 2016