menaporsche 

The male menopause. Often afflicts middle aged men, resulting in the following symptoms. Chasing girls half their age. Chasing girls half their weight. Wearing leather trousers. Sporting an earring. Buying a german sports car. Has been known to coincide with males who are not well endowed.

Talk about menaporsche. My letchy boss Dave has started wearing spray on leather pants and lunging by my desk. And what's with the earring the pathetic twat.

menaporsche by Working Class Intellectual September 8, 2016

menoporsche 

Menopause + Porsche:
This strange coinage refers to the fictional symptoms experienced by rich, urban middle-aged men who try to fight off a mid-life crisis onset, by lavishly buying a speedster car (the Porsche is one good example!), ride in it and drive off the anxiety and lack of motivation one goes through in his 40s!

Other related words to menoporsche:

-andropause/ viropause: the scientific name/s given to the 'male-deficit disorder' or MDD.
-ADAM: androgen-defeciency in ageing males.
-TMS: testosterone-minute syndrome.
-IMS: irritable male syndrome.
-HSD: hypoactive sexual desire.
-ISD: inhibited sexual desire.

menoporsche by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007

Menoporsche 

The male version of menopause.

“I saw Derek the other day driving a convertible with his trophy wife, wearing a Nike tech. Midlife crisis?”
“Yeah, he’s going through Menoporsche.”

Menoporsche by kimstagram7075 June 18, 2024