meltcher 

havin sex with a corpse and then sucking the cum from its butt

"the mortition tha prided himself on being a meltcher took advantage of poor dead sallys ass, then with an available burger kind straw he began meltching the cum out of sallys ass." yum

meltcher by twistedbj January 15, 2009

harry melcher 

when a women lets all of her pubic hair grow except shaving only the landing strip.

My tongue went down from her navel only to revel a harry melcher, almost like a path through the woods.

harry melcher by doublebboozebag February 19, 2010

melcher 

Its a noun, a verb, adjective, and adverb, its almost as versatile as fuck and twice as negative

Man you melched that up pretty bad.
I beat the melcher outta this guy last night, i think i improved his life.

melcher by Livin In Iraq January 9, 2010

lincoln melcher 

An amazing person who is hott af

“Have you heard of Lincoln Melcher?”
“Omg yes he is hott af”

lincoln melcher by pOpCoRn_oOf May 31, 2018

Sebastian Melcher 

Sebastian Melcher is a great and a goodhearted Person. He is very nice and is always there for someone. He is funny and very kind. If u ever have a problem he will help u. He sees the good in you, when you cant even see it yourself. He makes you a better person and gives good and wise advice. It really is the best thing ever to know him bc you know, he will never judge you and will always see the whole picture instead of little pieces. If u know a Sebastian Melcher you are very lucky

A : do u have a problem?

B: Yes.
A: you should talk to sebastian melcher

Sebastian Melcher by punchmymommainthethroat January 18, 2022

Mletcher 

Mletcher: noun

To give oneself fellatio by contorting oneself around ones torso.

"Hey bro I'm feeling real good today, gave myself a Mletcher earlier so I'm ready for the day"

Mletcher by Jym1394 May 17, 2022

cj melcher 

the absolute best person

Ugh I’m so bored, I wish CJ Melcher wasn’t ignoring me for the third year in a row😔

cj melcher by lexrayofsunshine May 22, 2021