melidocrity 

The act of randomly making up a song about an otherwise common object, or action especially in the presence of children.

"Dad is great! *clap* *clap* give us the chocolate cake! *clap* *clap*

I experienced melidocrity during the kids bathtime.

melidocrity by Carbon Boy May 7, 2010

Chronic Mediocrity Syndrome 

A sad and mildly debilitating condition in which the sufferer will never be exceptional in a chosen discipline or field of study, no matter how hard they work. While incurable, it can often be treated/maintained with a reality check.

I'm sorry Mrs. Smith. You might as well stop your son's violin lessons. He will never be a virtuoso. He has chronic mediocrity syndrome.

Chronic Mediocrity Syndrome by Blursaw March 1, 2010

mediocrity 

The most insiduous influence on the young is not violence, drugs, tobacco, drink or sexual perversion, but our pursuit of the trivial and our tolerance of the third rate.

i dont think outside the square, in fact, i wasnt aware that there was a square, i just shutup and eat my media and dont want to think for myself.

take away mainstream media andperhaps people wouldnt succumb so unknowingly to a life of mediocrity

mediocrity by common August 4, 2006

train of mediocrity 

The people in the back of the pack during a multiplayer Mario Kart race. The 3rd place player is usually considered the "conductor", and everyone behind him is part of the train. The reason for the label "mediocrity" is that farther back player always get much better items that allow them to "cheaply" make up ground. A common scenario is that 1st and 2nd will be skillfully sparring for first place,and blue shell comes from the back of the pack and destroys the leaders. While they are the down the "conducter" and his "train" will pass the more skilled players while making whistling sounds.

(often spoken in a sarcastic tone)
So Dave, you conducting the train of mediocrity today?

train of mediocrity by Shaddy Safadi April 24, 2006

hyper mediocrity 

Extreme Boredom! featured in 'Emerge'- a song by Fischerspooner, the greatest Eloctro-Goth band in the world.

'Oh my God! I am suffering from hyper mediocrity!'

hyper mediocrity by Quietwarmth December 30, 2004

Mediocrity rules 

Said when you're happy or exited. An alternative to saying "I love life!!!" Also a song from Le Tigre.

*Teacher gives Billy his test*

Billy: I got 100?!?! Mediocrity rules!
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Mom: Alex, we're going to the arcade!

Alex: Mediocrity rules!

Mediocrity rules by The Adjonasis June 28, 2016

mediocrity 

being unremarkable

foster: *acts with mediocrity"

bro, stop being such a phy

mediocrity by CESARSABITCH January 30, 2020