Melbourne, Fl 

Small town feel, big town drama

Good mix between redneck, hispanic, and ghetto.

Absolutely nothing to do

Very few intelligent people

Lots of annoying "tweens"

Mall is a waste of space - you can see more people at a graveyard

People drink or do recreational drugs to escape their mundane lives

Melbourne, Fl.....

WHY DO PPL STAY HERE?!

Melbourne, Fl by YouDontKnowMeVeryWell October 16, 2009

Melbourne, Florida 

1. Melbourne, Florida (also known as "no not the cool city in Australia", "Melboring", or "the city in which everything closes at nine o' clock and there is nothing left to do after ten except eat junk food and watch re-runs of Family Guy". A one-Starbucks town where teenagers go to the park and trip up rollerbladers and watch them windmill their arms in a desperate attempt to stay upright for their main form of entertainment.

Where the Hell is Melbourne, FLORIDA????

Melbourne, Florida by demon penguin October 9, 2008

Melbourne Beach, Florida 

A quaint little hell hole full of stuck up people and ghetto people with the commonly found old person

Person 1: Oh you live in Melbourne Beach, Florida?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: You must be a bitch

Melbourne Beach, Florida by Unknown Person 11 December 11, 2010