Happily Melancholic is the feeling of being happily content with life but you are secretly sad and lonesome as well. Not really, depressed because you are ok or have come to terms with your feeling of sadness but you're not always sad and depressed.

*Ways to know you're Happily Melancholic*
-Lost A Close Loved One
-Really Good Worker
-Distant (from others)
- Loveable towards people.
- Can't Trust others well.
-Have problems with making close friends.
-If you're really creative or you read a lot.
and so on..

Guy #1: Are you Happily Melancholic (or HM)?
Girl #1: No, why?
Girl #2: Because you listen to Maria Taylor, Dido, Gemma Hayes, and the only japanese music you like is Akino Arai. I told you that the music you like would make people think you're "HM".
Girl #1: Hmm, I guess you're right.

Happily Melancholic by HappilyMelancholic July 12, 2010

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A state of realization that one is even more depressed when drunk than when sober.

Person A: "What's the matter?"
Person B: "I'm suffering from melancholicolica."
Person A: "You know that drinking is bad for your depression."
Person B: "Yah, I know."

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Melancholic

Getting "drunk" off a beautiful girl's charm and wit.
(typically girls named Melanie)
If you are obsessed with how "perfect" a girl is, you should probably start attending MA meetings (or Melancholic's Anonymous).

"My name is Bradley, and I am a melancholic"
"You give me butterflies when you do that, but I like it. I must be a Melancholic"

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When you try to yank and dank to something, but your thicc dicc is too sad for no reason

Female; Come on, your turn to send nude!
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highly addicted to melons to the point of endangerment

girl 1: what’s wrong with her?!
girl 2: oh...she’s melancholic.
girl 3: yeah i heard she just started therapy.

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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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