Mekael is a shy person with a big heart she can be a real bitch sometimes she loves animals and attracted to men or women that are funny kind and Realy smart she also has big assand a big mind she only reamembers the things worth remembering and her family is her everything and just like her name you can't find enyone just like her she's a unicorn umong many other things she's incredibly smart and her beauty is the beauty of a goddess
Elijah is a very attractive, positive, quirky and upbeat person. He always tries to see the good in people and tries to be a friend to everyone. He lives by a code of honour and morality. But isn't afraid to even murder for family. Something he values above all. Even through all the betrayal and backstabbing didn't break his promise of an always and forever.
-The noble Elijah Mikaelson sacrifices everything for family. AGAIN...
-Dude did you watch the originals Elijah is soo fittt.
Beautiful and smart girl that will steal your tacos. Very feisty but absolutely loyal no matter what. She's an all around amazing person with a vibrant and crazy personality. You are lucky to be friends with a Mikaelah and should be careful if you ever get on her bad side because she knows how to hide a body. You will only get her really upset if you hurt somebody she is close to. She will stand up for what's right and ignore the haters. She's got a great body with an amazing booty. Tends to fart at the gym.
"Damn, I wish I could date Mikaelah, she's so hot!"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*