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Moistcr1tikal 

Moistcr1tikal: Woooooooo- yeah baby! That’s what I’ve been waiting for! That's what it's all about. Wohoooo!
Moistcr1tikal by Neutral0id December 7, 2021

moistcr1tikal 

MoistCr1itikal is a world-renowned streamer/youtuber/chess player, who is best known for his major acting role in 'The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 '(2012) and voice acting role in the animated masterpiece 'Killer Bean Forever' (2009). Aside from occasional acting roles, he spends a majority of his time streaming on Twitch or making YouTube videos. With 9.74 Million subscribers as of January 2022, his straight-faced demeanour mixed with his unique sense of humour makes him one of the greatest content creators on the internet.
"Do you watch moistcr1tikal?"
"Hell yeh! He was really good in The Hunger Games"
moistcr1tikal by usernameNOTfound03 January 10, 2022

moistcr1tikal 

Some random twitch streamer who reacts to videos of people slapping the living shit out of each other, police chases, some insane lady cooking shitty food, etc. He also has a YouTube channel where he mostly just looks the camera in the eye and speaks in a monotone voice while in a completely white outfit. He even has a YouTooz, in which he holds a total of 3 condoms, one in the right hand 2 and in the left. Oh golly, one more thing, he has a podcast. And he also is a musical artist, even though hes only posted two songs on his YouTube channel, and their about 10 months apart.
"Bro your 5 feet 1 inches? Well, at least your taller then moistcr1tikal."
moistcr1tikal by Dam_Bro453 April 24, 2020

moistcritikal 

why is he moist? why is he critikal? all we know is he is the founder of moist meter
Yooooo, is he moistcritikal?
moistcritikal by When_ January 6, 2021

m1oistcritikal 

1. Your average dude.
2. A twitch streamer who shamelessly makes fun of kids and adults alike and enjoys beating the ever loving hell out of 9 year olds on pokemon unite.
chad: you know about that guy who plays games to bully small chilldren?
requis: yea m1oistcritikal why?
chad: i heard he made a child cry so hard they punched their dad in the nuts.
requeis: damn thats halarious.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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