megamorton

Measure of salt of an individual, per 1,000,000 Units of Salt (Morton). As these levels the body is at least half salt.
See Also Morton, KiloMorton, GigaMorton

After his girlfriend cheated on him, he was soo salty that we estimated 2 MegaMortons.

by NightWolf August 26, 2018

Megamoon

An extended honeymoon; typically where the married couple go travelling for several months.

Connor and Jessica were off for 3 months on their Megamoon very soon after their wedding, starting in New Zealand and ending in Japan.

by MaximillianPower December 3, 2022

megamoron

Knuckleheads in Portland Oregon who can't drive.

That megamoron in in the BMW just wrecked me.

by Paul Peterson December 14, 2008

Megabortion

Similar to a normal abortion, but is much more extensive and usually includes at least 30 to 40 abortions in one session. This is common after a long weekend of fucking EVERTHING AND EVERYONE AND ALL THE COCK. ALL OF IT.

After a long weekend of clubbing and attending the Knicks game, Catherine definitely needed a megabortion to clear out her system.

by Flexo Rodriguez June 13, 2018

MAGAMORON

MAGAMORON
(adj.):
Someone who absorbs and repeats MAGA talking points without question, treating every partisan claim as absolute truth while dismissing facts, evidence, and basic logic. A MAGAMORON reacts with instant outrage to anything outside their bubble, defends contradictions without realizing it, and relies entirely on emotion instead of thought.

She keeps repeating the same line word-for-word from a broadcast like it’s her own thought. Straight MAGAMORON.

by MAGA-muppet MAGA-bot November 21, 2025