megabhi

Dumbass who simps for a girl who is disgusted by him, wats condoms

Eww he’s such a megabhi

by Bigdaddyqashi November 15, 2021

Megachirpse

The act of approaching, chatting to, and subsequently seducing girls; usually, but not restricted to, nighttime activities, e.g. bars, clubs, pubs, kebab shops.

The 'mega-' prefix denotes an exaggerated and occasionally over-the-top enthusiasm to said activity, and potentially signifies the subject's recognition of the 'numbers game' principle.

I was straight up getting on the megachirpse outside Jason's Donervan the other night - met a right old kebab slag!

by jebuuus March 28, 2011

megachilling

the act of megachilling first requires one having an extra large cup labeled "mega chill", which can be found at select supermarkets and gas stations. One must then fill this cup with any assortment of strong liquors and/or fruity alcoholic mixtures that the individual in question desires, after which, one may casually pass the day in intervals of drinking and relaxation poolside. If possible, the megachill cup must be used in the water as the individual in question floats on an inter-tube or in any relaxed, floating, semi-conscious state. The goal of this exercise is give purpose to day drinking in a semi-alcoholic fashion, thereby relieved the participate of any worry or guilt in their indulgence of liquor before noon. Megachilling is also known to be an excellent cure for hangovers.

I was going to go to work today, but Lucy, Susan, Beth and I decided to spend our day megachilling so that we could drink with the purpose of getting tan.

by megachiller July 15, 2010

megabitch

Same as bitch but is the epitome of the word. A contestible female who is self absorbed, materialistic, and often conniving.

Person 1: I won't even deal with (lisa), she'll screw you in a second, and won't think twice.
Person 2: Sounds pretty bad.
Person 1: Oh, yeah. She's the megabitch.

by 3Dradio May 24, 2006

Megabitchron

This word is used to describe a girl who takes being a bitch to a whole new level. Although the regular word to describe this kind of girl is "megabitch," this particular girl is the leader of a group of bitches (who can be referred to as bitchcepticons.) The word is derived from the words "megatron" (the leader of the the decepticons in transformers), and "megabitch."

Guy: "Oh that girl is such a bitch, and it's only because she has a big ass!"

Girl: "I know! She's a megabitchron! I hate her and her bitchcepticons!"

by Thegodwatcher October 9, 2010

megabips

Mbps, megabytes per second is pronounced "Megabips".

They said I would get 500 megabips but my computer says it is only 150. What a rip off.

by mayfieldenator October 3, 2019

Two Flush Megashit

A bowel movement so mighty and triumphant that it requires a second flush. Constantly occurring in places such as Golden Corral or shit thrones of true men.

Just dropped a two flush megashit, it nearly tore my asshole asunder.

by Yogurt slingin March 17, 2013