Potential opportunity for obtaining access to the muff of the fairer sex (females). Muffortunities exist in just about every setting, particularly at the grocery store, universities or at nightclubs etc.
Mike: Wow, look at this place! Its so full of gorgeous women about the same age as us!
Clay: Oh the muffortunities!
A football player with rock hard abs, but is super mean to his dogs. He’s a super sensitive mammas boy…he’s also 50% gay for his best friend Quentin. RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG 🚩 🚩🚩