-Non-Fort Millian: Hey where are you
guys from?
-Fort Millian: Foat Meel
-Northerner: Foht Mill
-Californian: Fort Mill (they have no acccents)
-Midwesterner: I reckon Fort Mill
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Foreigner: (insert fort mill in different language here)
-Non-Fort Millian: Wow, im
sorry.