medgetate 

To be mindful of your own laziness; lay around in a relaxed, meditative state

Blake is really into mindfulness and all that. When he lights the frankincense, he can medgetate for hours without accomplishing a thing.

It was another rough week at Google. Fonseca skipped yoga and spent most of the day medgetating.

medgetate by albrigjr November 18, 2017

Midgette 

A tiny and annoying yet adorable creature. They are very rare to find, and hatch out of pink and purple eggs found around nuclear waste sites. They are extremely vicious and prone to biting and scratching. Once a midgette is tamed, though, it is a very docile and cute pet, until other creatures encroach on its territory, upon which it becomes a very angry and violent little thing. Midgettes love to eat berries and chocolate chips topped on vanilla cream, and enjoy tiny little swings in bird cages, and are also known to be softer than baby birds.

Awww, look at that cute little midgette. F**k!!! It just bit off my hand!!!

Midgette by Whothehellknows21344 December 27, 2009

meditate 

1intransitive to think seriously and deeply about something
meditate on/upon
2intransitive to spend time sitting in a silent calm state, in order to relax completely or for religious purposes
3transitive formal to plan to do something, usually something unpleasant

1 She sat quietly, meditating on the day’s events
2 I try to meditate for half an hour every evening
3 Silently she meditated revenge.
1intransitiveTHINK ABOUT to think seriously and deeply about somethingmeditate on/uponShe sat quietly, meditating on the day’s events.sitmeditateevent2intransitive to spend time sitting in a silent calm state, in order to relax completely or for religious purposes: I try to meditate for half an hour every evening.even3transitivePLAN formal to plan to do something, usually something unpleasant: Silently she meditated revenge.

meditate by silvernjaw November 13, 2013

Midgette 

A female midget or dwarfism afflicted person. Often attractive for fetish purposes.

"Hey man did you see that chick grinding Trevor's shins?"
"Yeah dude, total midgette."

Midgette by Vasheir August 28, 2016

pre meditated] karma 

Thought out or planned before hand due to being done wrong by resulting in causing or conflicting ones karma

One to cause pre meditated] karma would generally be due to being done wrong by ETC. Fucking one over in anyway where they don’t take it lightly therefore retaliate

pre meditated] karma by Steph anie ;; July 17, 2021

mediatate 

A collective term that includes use of all types of media, especially when using multiples all at once.

She's quite the mediatator--- smart phone, laptop, i pod, breast pump, tablet, all charging up in one of those battery charger backpacks.....l

Why meditate,when you can mediatate ??

mediatate by lowlife pootch October 6, 2012

Midgelate 

Fucking small people very quickly

Carl " yo I saw you with that small girl the other night . Did you Midgelate ?"

Marty " oh yeah we totally midgetelated after that partaaay"

Midgelate by CLESWAGGY January 17, 2014