mechter 

Scottish slang for a waster.

"He's a right mechter."

mechter by Hen1 September 30, 2007

mechsterbation 

The absolute abuse of the game "Mechwarrior" in the use of using both joysticks at the same time. This can often be used for people who play the game entirely way too much.

The suffix "sterbation" can be tacked on to any other game for appropriate issues.

*answering machine*
"sorry, im not at the phone right now, if it is between the times 8 AM and 5 AM then most likely I am mechsterbating, and i do not want to be bothered. call back when i give a crap, or when you have a free copy of the next mechwarrior game"

mechsterbation by Gunmetal December 17, 2004

Mochter 

(n.) Scottish slang: Someone who is repulsive in both looks and dress sense. Expresses complete disgust in a person.

"Oh my holy f*ck, check the state of that mochter."

Mochter by ifjanat January 21, 2012

methterbate 

the act of masterbating for an extroidenarily long period of time while high on crystal meth, as if "stuck" on the awesome sensations &/or fixated on orgasming, i.e. "busting a nut"

John methterbated for 13 hours one night, so much so he disloacted his shoulder & wore his ass hole out around hour 9 & kept going at it until he finally let himself "nut" at hour 13.

methterbate by TravisBigAl April 12, 2011

Mehtertaining 

When an activity is slightly bland but you do / watch it anyway.

I watched the latest Hawkeye, it was mehtertaining. It was only ok, but I'm going to watch it all anyways.

Mehtertaining by redstyles December 10, 2021

Mechtrix 

Sarcastic, enraged, miserable office-drone bastard.

That guy's job sucks, he must feel like Mechtrix.

Mechtrix by Mechtrix August 14, 2003

mechteld 

A very smart and beautiful girl. She is usually blond, skinny and tall girl. You have to be friends with her, otherwise you have no life. She has a great friend named Sophie (loop up Sophie, she is also very fantastic, just like mechteld!).
Sophies and Mechtelds are very smart, and will go to a university in Tilburg. Anyone wants to join us? When you do, you wants to be friends with us, cause we're great!

As you read you will notice we have a very big ego. Can't blame us, we're awesome. Duh! Yesss it's trueee (Thats a song, look it up!)
With us, you alwayss have a good time! Especially when we are drunk, than we are the funniest people in the world! (If you want to see this, you have to go to the famous 3 gezusters in Nijmegen (Thats in Holland in case you don't know, which is very dum if you don't know it!)

Sophies and Mechtelds are also very broke. Always. So when you see them in 3 gezusters you have to give them a drink, or 10!
We are going to Lloret de Mar and our dream is to live on upper east side in MANHATTAN! We loveeee Gossip Girl! And we like to gossip, a lot!

Our teachters always hate us, we don't know why, because we're awesome. We always like the wrong guys, very wrong. Bad boys, stupid boys. Boys suck. But sadly enough we still love them ! <3 :'(
So trustfond babies go to the 3 gezusters in Nijmegen (Holland) and meet us! We're looking forward to hearing from you soon!

Now you know who we are!
Love, Mechteld & Sophie

S: Mechteld, lets go to the 3 gezusters and meet a trustfond baby!
M: Great idea, lets go!

In the 3 gezusters:

Trustfond babies: We wanne marry you, you guys are awesome!
M&S: Oke, but only if yuou give us a ring from Tiffany's & Co!
Trustfond babies: Ofcourse and we will live on upper east side!
M&S: Finally, we have been waiting for so long!

And they live happily ever after on the upper east side with a lot of beautiful shoes, clothing and bags!

mechteld by Mechteld&sophieareawesome January 12, 2012