The absolute abuse of the game "Mechwarrior" in the use of using both joysticks at the same time. This can often be used for people who play the game entirely way too much.
The suffix "sterbation" can be tacked on to any other game for appropriate issues.
The suffix "sterbation" can be tacked on to any other game for appropriate issues.
*answering machine*
"sorry, im not at the phone right now, if it is between the times 8 AM and 5 AM then most likely I am mechsterbating, and i do not want to be bothered. call back when i give a crap, or when you have a free copy of the next mechwarrior game"
"sorry, im not at the phone right now, if it is between the times 8 AM and 5 AM then most likely I am mechsterbating, and i do not want to be bothered. call back when i give a crap, or when you have a free copy of the next mechwarrior game"
by Gunmetal December 17, 2004
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Guy #2 "Eww! he's Mathsterbating!"
Guy #1 "So that's why he's sweating so much! Have fun with your Mathsterbation, Freak!"
Guy #2 "Eww! he's Mathsterbating!"
Guy #1 "So that's why he's sweating so much! Have fun with your Mathsterbation, Freak!"
by Disco Alpingu April 1, 2007
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Mathsterbation is the act of masturbating when a maths problem or assignment becomes too difficult and/or tedious to complete. It is often practised when the subject has lost all hope in completing his maths and can see no other option.
Friend 1: Hey, what did you get for question 4?
Friend 2: *fap* *fap* *fap* Go Away!
Friend 1: Mathsterbation already? That's weak...
Friend 2: *fap* *fap* *fap* Go Away!
Friend 1: Mathsterbation already? That's weak...
by highoffmathsfaps November 5, 2013
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A marathon masturbation session, often lasting several hours at a time, while under the influence of large amounts of illegal controlled substances, specifically crystal methamphetamine.
A drug-specific variation of drugsturbation. Other examples include: E.g., cialisturbation, MDMAsturbation, etc.
In all cases, obsessive masturbation is the primary activity while the drug use facilitates the abnormal duration of the event. Therefore it is not to be confused with similarly named activities (e.g.,talksturbation, guitarsturbation, complainsturbation, whistlesturbation, etc.) wherein the verb or noun indicated by the prefix is the primary activity and is done at great length for the subject's sole amusement, often at the expense or annoyance of others.
Also: methsturbate, methsturbating, methsturbated, methsturbates, etc.
A marathon masturbation session, often lasting several hours at a time, while under the influence of large amounts of illegal controlled substances, specifically crystal methamphetamine.
A drug-specific variation of drugsturbation. Other examples include: E.g., cialisturbation, MDMAsturbation, etc.
In all cases, obsessive masturbation is the primary activity while the drug use facilitates the abnormal duration of the event. Therefore it is not to be confused with similarly named activities (e.g.,talksturbation, guitarsturbation, complainsturbation, whistlesturbation, etc.) wherein the verb or noun indicated by the prefix is the primary activity and is done at great length for the subject's sole amusement, often at the expense or annoyance of others.
Also: methsturbate, methsturbating, methsturbated, methsturbates, etc.
Sorry, I can't go in to work today, I methsturbated for 7 hours last night and I think I pulled something.
I was going to write that report but I ended up methsturbating all night instead. I think I should take a nap. (Methsturbates more)
Man, I'm so sore from all that
Methsturbation.
Mom, I told you to knock when I'm methsturbating.
I'll be right there lemme just finish up this Methsturbation real quick. (9 hours later sends texts, "Hey.")
I was going to write that report but I ended up methsturbating all night instead. I think I should take a nap. (Methsturbates more)
Man, I'm so sore from all that
Methsturbation.
Mom, I told you to knock when I'm methsturbating.
I'll be right there lemme just finish up this Methsturbation real quick. (9 hours later sends texts, "Hey.")
by Richard P. Handler December 8, 2015
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by Sahhhhhh Dude May 25, 2016
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"Yeah - I had to give up on arguing that point in the forum with those idiots - they don't have a clue and I really don't care... kinda got tired of the mehsturbation there..."
by diremudflap March 7, 2008
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