mechaniclysm

The apocalyptic moment where robots finally transcend and improve their Artificial Intelligence to such an extent that they are all able to communicate with each other, banding together to finally defeat the humans.

This is a BAD thing.

"Hey Dennis, the whole Internet just shut down."
"Oh shit, don't tell me the mechaniclysm has finally happened...!!!??"

by bill cauliflower December 16, 2018

Mechanicism

When a the last bolt goes in the mechanic creams his jeans

Damn that was a good mechanicism getting that water pump changed

by Turninwrenches February 20, 2022

Dynamic Mechanicism

A hybrid philosophical and methodological stance that treats complex, evolving systems as if they were machines, but acknowledges that these machines are constantly changing their own structure, rules, and components. It's the intellectual offspring of classical mechanics and systems theory: you still look for gears, levers, and feedback loops, but you accept that the gearbox redesigns itself mid-operation. Dynamic Mechanicism refuses to abandon the analytical power of mechanistic thinking while grudgingly admitting that the "machine" has a mind of its own. It's the engineering equivalent of trying to fix a car that's also a chameleon.

Dynamic Mechanicism Example: A Dynamic Mechanicist studying a financial market doesn't just model it as static supply-demand curves. They model it as an adaptive network of interacting algorithms, each one learning and changing its behavior based on market outcomes. The "mechanism" isn't fixed; it's a population of evolving strategies. Yet they still speak in terms of feedback, equilibrium, and control—mechanistic vocabulary for a post-mechanistic world.

by Dumu The Void February 11, 2026

Dynamic Mechanicism

A philosophical worldview that sees the entire universe—including living beings, societies, and even thoughts—as fundamentally mechanical systems in motion. It's the belief that everything can ultimately be explained by the dynamic interactions of parts obeying physical laws. Dynamic mechanicism is the intellectual descendant of Newton and Laplace: the clockwork universe view, where free will is an illusion, consciousness is an emergent property of neural dynamics, and even love is just a particularly complex set of mechanical interactions.

Example: "He talked about relationships in terms of forces and reactions—a thoroughgoing dynamic mechanicism that left no room for mystery or magic."

by Dumu The Void March 11, 2026