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meaty clackers 

A pair of big testicles. From the TV show The League
Baby Geoffrey sure has some meaty clackers.

meaty clackers 

Drew: I don't think you can handle my meaty clackers

Haley: You'd be surprised what I can handle
meaty clackers by Scoeboy May 3, 2016

meaty clackers 

When your balls have reached an extreme size and shape,making a clacking sound like two plastic balls touching.
"Hey Jon, look at my meaty clackers!"
meaty clackers by YOURE MOOM October 6, 2016

Meaty Clackers 

Something you exclaim when you see someone make an extremely bold move. Indicating that he has a large set of testicles.
Matt has some very Meaty Clackers, he's playing fortnite on the school computer even though the teacher just got extremely angry at Logan for playing surviv.io.

meat clackers 

Chip's girlfriend kicked him right in his meat clackers.
meat clackers by ThatShiKrey January 25, 2015

meat cracks 

The small bits of space in the stomach left over after one has eaten a tremendous amount of meat such as the amount consumed to produce meat sweats. To date, experiments have shown that the only substance with the proper consistency to fill in the meat cracks in a human stomach is frozen yogurt, aided by Taylor Swift music.
Nick took us out to get some FroYo after the Brazilian steak house dinner to fill in the meat cracks.
meat cracks by StirThePot_718 April 11, 2019