meatstump 

whats left of a penis after the pain olympics

i cut off my meatlog and i have a meatstump now!!!

meatstump by dick buttkiss for president March 15, 2011

Meatsturbate 

Getting off from the sight, smell, or taste of cooked meat.

Michael likes to take pictures of the steak while he's grilling so he can meatsturbate later.

Meatsturbate by Mathcat May 16, 2014

meatstripe 

Part of the tummy that is visible when a girl is wearing a short shirt and low pants.

Damn, you see Coral's meatstripe today? Fucking hot!

meatstripe by kamoli September 5, 2012

meathump

(v.) For a male to give extra attention to the females in a group while ignoring and/or debasing the other males.

"Tom, stop meathumping! Only thirsty guys feel the need to put down their friends in front of women in order to look superior."

meathump by Tom Linx April 19, 2019

Meatslurper

An individual who thoroughly enjoys slurping on some good meat after a long day. He/She will often be closeted about their meat slurping actions.

Joe: Did you hear that John was caught in a bathroom stall with a hole in it?

Jeff: Yeah, he's a real meatslurper.

Meatslurper by JohnTheMeatSlurper September 15, 2022

Meatstuffer 

When you shove all yo shit in there, balls included

"how deep you go bro?"
"Full Meatstuffer"

Meatstuffer by McDickNass September 26, 2025

Metastupid

The state of not only being to stupid to know why you're wrong, but also too stupid to understand the words that would explain why you're wrong.

Pretending like Elon Musk has a money vault that he swims around in like Scrooge McDuck that contains his entire net worth is not only being economic stupidity, it's metastupidity, because you don't know the information you need to understand why having it would make no sense.

Metastupid by Random Musings June 21, 2026