meatsleeve

person, usually female; who engages in copious amounts of coital behavior often with unshaven strangers.

Oh man, Heather is such a meatsleeve; she took a bubble bath at the party and got tag teamed.

by thegrumbler July 26, 2005

meatcleaver

A man with a penis of great proportions consisting of enormous girth and length.

"He is so hot, hope he is a meatcleaver."
"Look Tireesha! I can see his hard dick through his speedo. You were right, he is a meatcleaver that I want penetrate my tight vagina!"
"Get your clammy hands off my man you whore! I worked long and hard ass to this meatcleaver, and I DIDN' get my vagina as wide as a lampshade just for a stuck up pricky ass cunt whore bitch to bounce up and down on dat!"
"I like a lot of things: candy, money, slow walks, but nothing is better than getting my ass ripped by a meatcleaver."
"This micropenis isn't doing it for me, mommy I WANT A MEATCLEAVER"

by mdds1001 January 22, 2014

meat sleeve

A woman. Or a woman's vagina.

Take a look at that sloppy meat sleeve over yonder.

by moth17 January 21, 2005

Turkish Meatcleaver

The act of using your boner as a deadly weapon by hitting a girl with it. The location of your hit does not matter, but for it to be considered a true Turkish Meatcleaver the hit must be so powerful that it forces the girl to say "Oww" and then because she is so impressed she proceeds to s on your d

Man: "Hi-yaaaaaaaaaa!"

Girl: "Oww... wow it's so big and powerful. *Sucky sucky*"

Man: "Yeah you love Turkish Meatcleaver. They always do."

by Big Choctaw July 8, 2010

meatsleeves

noun: long and meaty labia seemeat curtain resembling window drapery of a bovine nature. See beef curtain(s)

(( As your first date with hottie trixxi descends the stairs to greet you.......!! You respond with..." a wolf whistle which turns into a retching gagging noise resembling a dying gopher. Trixxi! your meatsleeves are showing below the hem of your skirt. Roll up the cuffs for criminy's sake, or you might trip over them, and hurt yourself." K that's better" Remember.. Safety first :o)

by i p nightly September 11, 2005

MEATCLEAVER

Common name for a noob with a big ego that blows donkey cum through his nose without realising.

Player killed Meatcleaver with wrench
<Meatcleaver> OWNED U NUB

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

meat sleeve

The un-circumsized skin on the end of a penis

Most jews out there have meat sleeves

by joasfrank August 2, 2007