1. An individually packaged long cylindrical meat product found at most gas stations. AKA Slim Jim, Beef Jerky
2. A man's shaft, rod, or Johnson
2. A man's shaft, rod, or Johnson
"While paying for gas, I decided to grab a meat wand for the ride home."
"I'd like to give here a taste of my meat wand."
"I'd like to give here a taste of my meat wand."
by Evil Betty May 13, 2005
Get the meat wand mug.The penis of a man one cares about deeply, not to be confused with a pork sword which is less desirable. Couples well with a heaven basket. A term of endearment for the penis.
by Jordan Rivers July 13, 2010
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