meat tweet 

a genital snapshot - often depicting a state of arousal - sent by a gentleman to a lady friend he has just met on a social networking site. Often ends up being permanently downloaded to the hard drive of his wife's divorce lawyer.

My meat tweet a "moment of madness", says Premier League footballer.

meat tweet by Rob9811 November 6, 2011

all tweet no meat 

adj. Describes a person on twitter who is often insincere, often either by outright lying to or misleading other people on twitter...
They can do especially this by expressing more bravado via tweet than they actually have.

{Analysis of Word}
It stems from the phrase "all talk no walk", except that meat refers largely to something of substance in general, as well as, (more specifically) the dick...
Funnily enough, because "A man's substance is largely his dick" (NA), a greater solidity of meaning is given to this double-entendre, (meat).

I thought Tyler was an "all tweet no meat" kind'a guy, but he actually wasn't being as deceitful as I thought he was...
unless he's so deceiving that he tricked me into believing this very thing.

all tweet no meat by Not ARealGuy April 16, 2014

meat grinder teeth 

when a woman's teeth are so messed up that if she gave you oral sex, your penis would come out looking like ground meat!

why would you put your dick in april's mouth? she has meat grinder teeth! your junks gonna come out looking like hamburger meat!

meat grinder teeth by metzli April 28, 2010

teeth meat 

The meat on your floss that can be re-eaten

Coming back from the steakhouse I picked out some tasty teeth meat, it was delicious!!

teeth meat by TeethMeat February 10, 2014

MeatTweet 

A tweet that is created with the sole intention of provoking and engaging those with any connection to the subject.
Often the tweet is not the authentic view of the author, however the author sticks by it to cause maximum uproar and to increase likeliness of interaction with other humans on the platform.

Can you believe he REALLY thinks that ready salted are the best crisps around?

"He doesn't. It's just another MeatTweet"

MeatTweet by Theresamaybe January 12, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020