meat sword

a large human penis

let me stab you with my meat sword, bitch

by Labrat October 30, 2003

purple headed mushroom cap meat sword

a slong, johnson, one-eyed monster, the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, kong, tube steak, wang, hoo-hoo dilly, bonky, rudusrod, fuck stick, frank and beans, salami, penis, male genitalia, cock, ding dong, dong, tally whacker, goober, poker, stick, rod, pole, skin flute, sly trombone, meat, gun, hose, winky, wanker, meat sword,

a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, slong, johnson, one-eyed monster, the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, kong, tube steak, wang, hoo-hoo dilly, bonky, rudusrod, fuck stick, frank and beans, salami, penis, male genitalia, cock, ding dong, dong, tally whacker, goober, poker, stick, rod, pole, skin flute, sly trombone, meat, gun, hose, winky, wanker, meat sword,

by 12" dick and a dozen roses May 3, 2009

meatsword

an un-normly large sword of meat.....as in man meat..yaa knoo?;)

i like watching the track team run by with their meatswords swaying back and forth.

by emilaayariann February 5, 2010

meatsword

a combat weapon comprised of pork product, most often of the sausage variety.

my foe jimmy had me pretty deep in the shit, but then i pulled out my meatsword and blapt him smack in the eye socket.

by zippers December 2, 2007