A holy rod that can grant you 1 orgasm every 2 hours. Take precaution when inserting into a wizard sleeve because accidents while performing magic can summon crotch goblins.
"The wizard polished his meat staff every day, but was careful not to polish it too hard, for that would hurt."
by Walt Farmer June 25, 2008
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I just wrote teal was a shit colour and went all Meltstaff.
Is there anything that flog won't meltstaff about?
Is there anything that flog won't meltstaff about?
by Campaigner February 19, 2015
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by McDickNass September 26, 2025
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