meat spank

Hold your junk like a slab of cold meat , and swinging it with the force of a thousand suns.

Im going to meat spank people with staff infection.

by Touchmymeatspank January 10, 2012

Spank Meat

Slut. Whore. Well used pussy.

Rachel is spank meat. We have all had her.

My neighbor’s wife is spank meat. As soon as he’s gone the legs are open for business.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Latino Meat Shank

When a Latino man straps a razor blade to then end of his penis and then proceeds to slap you across the face with it until both sides of your mouth are cut to look like the Joker from Batman.

According to HOMOPHOBIC BATMAN on youtube.

John: What happened to your face!

Steve: Some guy strapped me down and gave me a Latino Meat Shank.

by FPSjeremy August 11, 2010

Meat Shank

Noun:
An alternative term for an erect penis.

Verb:
To place ones penis in ones vagina

Meat=Slang for penis
Shank=Object used for stabbing

Look at the size of my meat shank!

I'm goin to meat shank that bitch.

by Vin June 1, 2004

Mexican meat shank

A Mexican meat shank is a type of shank where you use your penis and tape razor blades on it.

I hit Jackson with my Mexican meat shank.

by geusbshsown January 18, 2023

Meat Spanker

A person who enjoys Jacking Off

Rufus' pop is a dirty meat-spanker.

by Nick July 15, 2003

Mexican meat shank

a Mexican meat shank is a type of shank where you use your penis and tape razor blades on it.

I hit Jackson with my Mexican meat shank.

by geusbshsown January 18, 2023