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Meat Raffle 

Bunch of males partying down and getting hammered at the same time in the same place. AKA the Meat Raffle
Meat Raffle by BetaOmegaTank December 4, 2010

pub meat raffle 

The act of jerking two tradies off simultaneously in the male bathroom of a seedy inner city pub while running a cheeky side book on who will cum first.
Bitch at the pub meat raffle worked too hard on the head last night - I be walking with a limp today

Melbourne meat raffle 

The perfect storm of Darwinian occurences...(see {Melbourne Style})these people wander around at night boozd up on beer looking like the prisoners they are the descendnts of trying to mate.

The women mostly look like men in ugly clothes,the men are better looking but just as irritating with both sexes wearing those ugly square framed fake glasses trying to look smart.... it's not working. The females then wait until the fight or stabbing breaks out and the ugly men-women begin their 'meat raffle' they fall on the bloody stabbed guys and leave with them.The meat raffle begins. The men are running from the cops and will be dragged off by a Kylie to do the nasty...it's th only way they can make new tax payers so the polic lt it occur...terrifying.
Twas near midnight .There were 2 Kylies and a Chantal readying their car keys for battl when a bloody drunk man was belched out of the brawl. The Melbourne meat raffle had begun. Kylie # 1 swooped in and promised to give the other 2 a ride if they didn't get one...they backed off and the first winner was anounced...
Melbourne meat raffle by Sparky9999 January 28, 2010

Won the meat raffle 

died, expired, took their last breath.
Prince won the meat raffle

meat ruffle 

Mulitple levels of fat flaps covering the circumference of ones body. Similar to the "Meat Skirt" idea but more hanging skin at various thicknesses... Larger than standard "roll" size
meat ruffle...From a distance i thought the lady had on a floppy tutu, after getting closer i noticed the fabric of her clothing had just gotten caught up in her rippling meat ruffle
meat ruffle by Intestinal Chaos August 17, 2011

meatwaffle 

What one will become if one skydives without benefit of a parachute.
Pull the ripcord or you'll be a meatwaffle.
meatwaffle by redvette1960 June 25, 2004
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