Mean Balls

Name: Mean Balls Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 32.95 USD
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Angry Testicles. Similar to blue balls but less painful.

Kohl: Hey man did you fuck that bitch last night?!
Ross: Nah man, she was on the rag. Now I've got mean balls.
Kohl: Rough. Here, hit this.

Mean Balls by speedyrc May 13, 2010

Words you can keep

Swedish Meatballs

1. Tasty ground beef shaped into spheres to enjoy for consumption.

2. The act of a man tea bagging a woman in the mouth so she can taste his scrotum.

3. The Swedes make some damn good meat.

"Do you like our Swedish Meatballs or did you prefer the Italian sausage?"

Man: "Would you like me to give you my Swedish Meatballs?"

Woman: "Um, hell no."

Swedish Meatballs by awbatman500 June 15, 2014

spapeggy and meatballs

•Noodles •Tomato Sauce •Balls Of Meat •The right amount of sugar (one tablespoon full of orange juice) and Parmesano cheese.

PEGGY: I hope you brought your appetites, because I made spapeggy and meatballs!
ASSISTANT PASTOR LARRY: Did she say "spapeggy ?"
HANK: Well, "spapeggy " is kind of like spaghetti. I'm not sure what Peggy does different, if anything. But it's the one dish she's kind of made her own.

spapeggy and meatballs by Chill Dank Hill May 29, 2018

Marinated MeatBalls

To do a Rolling Brownout on your girlfriends chest, Then dip your balls in the brownout and move up to her mouth and dip them in her mouth.

Rolling Brownout Marinated Meatballs

Marinated MeatBalls by Mozez Lover February 29, 2012

cloudy with a chance of meatballs

Both parties don 3-D glasses; the man comes on his partner's face then puts his balls in her eyes.

Melinda received a text from her boyfriend Brandon that read "Tonight, after the party, I predict it will be cloudy with a chance of meatballs"

cloudy with a chance of meatballs by rockymountaintaco September 19, 2009

Bloated Meatballs

When a man's testicles are full of semen.

I'm gonna have fun deflating these bloated meatballs, tonight.

Bloated Meatballs by Cody, for Jenny <3 July 2, 2011

Swedish meatballs

perfection

I love me some Swedish meatballs

Swedish meatballs by obese burnt chicken nugget August 20, 2019

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026