me and chris

Shipping yourself with Chris cause he's so fucking hot, cute, handsome, sexy, beautiful. Only boys are allowed to use this.

*nocontextnba posts a suspect picture*
Everyone in the comments: Me and Chris

by Luka Doncic December 23, 2020

Don't make me go Chris Brown on you...

a playful threat of domestic violence

Girlfriend: Babe, will you rub my feet?

Boyfriend: No, stop asking me, bitch! Don't make me go Chris Brown on you...

by LRSisawesome November 21, 2011

Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother

Meaning Not to cut you off, or you'll beat him/her up, and have sexual intercourse with his/her's mother

You: I was making a new drawi-

Him/Her: Did You Guys hear about Jason's new GF?!

You: Don't Kanye Me, or I'll Chris Brown you, and Tiger Woods your Mother

by GoodlukXIII March 6, 2010

Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother

Dont mess with me or ill whup ur ass and fuck ur mother

Kid 1: Ur a fatass
Kid 2:Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother
Kid1: Ok My bad dude im sorry

by BigBoiBurney February 17, 2010