mcmurders

A family of tall scary creatures

The mcmurders are a family of tall scary creatures

by DatOneKidnoonelikes June 21, 2021

Mormon Murders, The

A book by the same title. A true story of the police investigation of Mark Hoffman, a bomb murderer and professional forgerer and member of the Mormon Church. Hoffman entertained himself by finding documents to embarass the Morman Church and nearly exposed the vast Mormon enterprise for the fraud that it is. This book explains in great detail the involvement of church hierarchy in this cover up.

Man, I posted this definition of Mormon Murders on Urban Dictionary and the Mormon thought police had it removed within a week. Lets see if this one makes it any longer.

by Fanny Alger August 28, 2005

Mcmurder

Vehicular homicide linked to McDonalds. People focused on drowning their fat asses in lipids will often ignore basic traffic laws, racing to the scene of the nearest McDonalds, leaving a path of destruction in their wake.

Additionally, even after sating their burger lust, these Mcmurderers may often be too busy wolfing down fries to take notice of their surroundings, making them disproportionately likely to cause an accident.

Steering wheel slippage due to greasy fry fingers may also be a possibility.

My friend was Mcmurdered at that intersection when that hamburglar motherfucker ran him over.

by Ator February 26, 2008

murdershy

Someone who wants people to stay out of her shed. She will act cute, innocent, and remain silent at most times, because no one wants to plot a murder out loud.

I hope murdershy does not want us to stay out of her shed.

by giggs47 November 13, 2013

Masscunt Murdersludge

A latent homosexual maneuver where two lonely chat room buddies get together and suck themselves off as part of an internet cam show.

Masscunt = massive lack of vaginas
Murdersludge = what has happened to your dignity

dude: Hey, did you hear bill and frank are doing a masscunt murdersludge show this weekend?
chick: don't judge. They have to pay the rent somehow

by -wingman- May 10, 2010

McMurder

The act of smashing a lot of McDonalds food. Originated in southeast MI where McDonalds are more common than Kanye West's TV outbursts, it's when you kill a value meal and go back for that 4 piece or double cheeseburger and feel like you just comitted a serious crime on there establishment. You die a little inside too and later you murder some porcelain

I'm going down to hit a McMurder session, you down?

by nobuttsaboutit June 26, 2010

atlanta child murders

An unknown number of African-American children and young men murdered by a group of pedophiles including Wayne Williams. Wayne Williams likely used his role as talent scout and promoter to acquire victims for the group of pedophiles and murderers. Kidnapping, murder, pedophilia, forced prostitution and political corruption all combined to form one of the most disgusting cover-ups in American history. It has been stated that the cover-up was to prevent racial tensions due to some of the perpetrators being white. However, the cover-up probably has more to do with the protection of wealthy and prominent men (pedophiles) who were customers and/or associates of the human-traffickers and child-killers. Others speculate that the murders were part of an occult or racist conspiracy.

"Wayne Williams was solely responsible for the Atlanta Child Murders."

by greenshirt1 January 19, 2010